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109 Best Smoke Quotes About Smoking By Famous People

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If you are looking for an incredible selection of smoke quotes you’re in the right place.

Smoking is something that many of us do – whether it is socially or more of a habit.

It can be tempting to smoke if you are surrounded by others who smoke.

In this post you will find the best smoke quotes by famous people.

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Top 10 Smoke Quotes

This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill smoke a cigarette and drink a diet Coke?

John Daly
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When I was in seventh grade my mom caught me smoking cigarettes and punished me by making me smoke the entire carton. All it did was piss me off because I was out of cigarettes.

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In as much time as it takes to smoke a cigarette, a person’s life was changed forever.

Karen McQuestion
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The trick is to smoke a cigarette to calm your nerves and then take a big swig of strong liquor to tone your muscles.

Lev Yashin
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You see a cigarette, and it makes you want to smoke!

Ozzy Osbourne
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It was like an aphrodisiac. Actors would say let’s have another cigarette on that great scenes, and they’d blow smoke in each other’s face.

Chris Matthews
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Because we watched her so closely out of the corners of our eyes, everything she did made too much noise, her cigarette smoke got into everything, she drank too much wine at dinner.

Jeffrey Eugenides
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People who smoke would have probably been regarded as fools or insane, if only a percentage of people who smoke smoked.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I remember the oily smoke of a cigarette suspended in a shaft of sunlight with you, everything was beautiful …

John Geddes

It is an American weakness. The success becomes the sage. Scientists counsel on civil liberty; comedians and actresses lead political rallies; athletes tell us what brand of cigarette to smoke.

Robert Leckie

More Smoke Quotes

When I couldn’t get ahold of cigarettes, I’d roll coffee grounds into typing paper and smoke that and then vomit. Tig Notaro

Reality doesn’t have any preconceived ideas. You’ve got to learn how to smoke the cigarette, not act smoking the cigarette. You need to drink the drink, not act drinking the drink. You’ve got to do things and not show them. James Dean

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. Douglas Adams

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. Jay Leno

And the smoke that creeps off the tip of my cigarette and into the dim, scattered strands of light leaking off the moon, in through the clefts in the curtains, is much like my spirit trying to escape the burn of yesterday’s presence. Kellie Elmore

She blew more smoke toward me, a lazy game of cancer catch. Gillian Flynn

And to kill time while awaiting death, I smoke slender cigarettes thumbing my nose to the gods. Jules Laforgue

I used to smoke cigarettes, smoke dope, do smack, every f thing. First, I couldn’t function without it. Then I couldn’t do anything with or without it. Then I thought, “This is the end of the line for my fun days.” Ozzy Osbourne

My mother and I smoked a cigarette; she was trying to quit as I was trying to start. Therefore, we shared a cigarette between us in fact, we’d promised never to smoke a whole one alone. John Irving

Lying on a pile of pillows and smaller cushions, slurping her coffee and playing with her cigarette smoke, she felt briefly that her thoughts were growing more subtle and expansive. Edward St. Aubyn

To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a lifework. Mignon McLaughlin

The reason I was able to give up smoking was because of the computer. You couldn’t lean a cigarette on a computer, like you could on a typewriter. So it just made it that much more difficult to smoke. So I quit. Robert Stone

Does anybody have a cigarette? I’m looking forward to that first smoke. I’ve been looking forward to [it] for about years. Leonard Cohen

Smoke that herb and clear your mind. Nelly

I’d rather hang out with the losers that would sit and smoke a cigarette than the ones who wanted to throw a baseball. Kurt Cobain

Sometimes I think it is because we remember when we could smoke in pubs, and that we pull our phones out together as once we pulled out our cigarette packets. But probably it’s because we are easily bored. Neil Gaiman

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. Bob Marley

She’s a nice girl. Not my type.” “You don’t like them nice?” He had another cigarette going. The smoke was being fanned away from his face by his hand. “I like smooth shiny girls, hardboiled and loaded with sin.” “They take you to the cleaners,” Randall said indifferently. Raymond Chandler

I gave up smoking, I never gave up the drinking. But it’s hard to smoke and swim at the same time. You’d get to the edge of the pool and all you’d be wanting is a cigarette when all you actually really want is oxygen. So I traded the smoke for the oxygen. Ashton Kutcher

A goal that is not in writing is like cigarette smoke: It drifts away and disappears. It is vague and insubstantial. It has no force, effect, or power. But a written goal becomes something that you can see, touch, read, and modify if necessary. Brian Tracy

Famous Smoke Quotes

Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to choke a man, and fill him full of smoke and embers. Ben Jonson

“Smoke? Do I look like a fucking idiot? Richard K. Morgan

When there is nothing else to say, I go for a smoke. Gustavo Cerati

Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast. Woody Allen

there is no fire without smoke but there is often smoke without fire. Christine de Pizan

He had the raw, rough voice of one who had marinated his larynx in whiskey and slowcooked it in years of cigarette smoke. Dean Koontz

Cut throats, gun smoke, dope, and hoes, is what controls niggas souls. Snoop Dogg

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your fags. Bill Hicks

I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself Barbara Kelly

I lit a cigarette. ‘Go ahead, take a smoke,’ my father said. ‘It won’t kill you. Only sadness will. Hannah Lillith Assadi

It’s cinematographic to smoke. Imagine Lauren Bacall without a cigarette. Marjane Satrapi

There’s a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have. Trey Parker

He held the sandwich in his right hand, a cigarette in his left, alternating between the two. When witness to this, I always hoped that in error he would take a bite of the cigarette or attempt to smoke the sandwich, but he never became confused. Dean Koontz

There is a sort of magic in striking a match and lighting a cigarette, the way the match flares and the tobacco singes, the way the smoke rises in curls, that feeling of peace as the nicotine hits the back of the throat. I will give up smoking when they invent something better than smoking. Chloe Thurlow

I don’t smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a nonsmoker it doesn’t matter what it is, it’s going to make you lightheaded. Kevin Nealon

The wreath of cigarette smoke which curls about the head of the growing lad holds his brain in an iron grip which prevents it from growing and his mind from developing just as surely as the iron shoe does the foot of the Chinese girl. Hudson Maxim

I guess you shouldn’t smoke cigarettes and not eat. T. J. Lavin

Suddenly Star Wars came out while we were on hiatus, and we looked like the old Buck Rogers series, where they had cigarette smoke blowing out the back of the rocket ship. Gregory Harrison

She had two minutes of peace before yesterday returned: nothing can kill the pleasure of one’s first cigarette on a new morning. Jean Louise blew smoke carefully into the still air. She Harper Lee

He lighted a cigarette, and in the curling smoke of it caught visions of his English mother, and wondered if she would understand how her son could love a woman who cried because she could not be skipper of a schooner in the cannibal isles. Jack London

A cigar has ” … a fire at one end and a fool at the other.” Horace Greeley

I had my first cigarette when I was five,” he says, making rings of smoke. “With my mother. Steen Langstrup

When you can’t smoke, if you stand and stare out of the window on your own, you’re an antisocial, friendless idiot. If you stand and stare out of the window on your own with a cigarette, you’re a philosopher. Rory Sutherland

He would talk and talk and talk; the twilight would fill with cigarette smoke and shimmering words would tremble in the blue coils of air… Simone De Beauvoir

Your blood reveal your most intimate secrets. Are you dying of leukimia or AIDS? Did you smoke cigarette or drink a glass of wine in the last few hours? Are you prozac because you’re depressed, or Viagra because you can’t get it up? Tess Gerritsen

Here is how to sit through small openings of your father’s first art films, surrounded by surly foreign cigarette smoke and conversations so pretentious you literally cannot believe them, you’re sure you have misheard them. David Foster Wallace

Why drink and drive if I can smoke and fly? Bob Marley

He’s completely blown through his younger years like his childhood was one big cigarette to smoke carelessly. Rebecca McNutt

When I was a kid, I wanted to be a boy. I really had gender issues. I really thought I was supposed to be a boy. I used to sneak into my dad’s room and put on a suit, drink a cocktail, and pretend to smoke a cigarette. Jane Lynch

None of my friends smoke. I’ve never smoked a cigarette in my life. Justin Bieber

Not Really, he said then lit a cigarette and handed it to me. I inhaled. Coughed. Wheezed. Gasped for breath. Coughed again. Considered vomiting. Grabbed the swinging bench, head spinning, and threw the cigarette to the ground and stomped on it, convinced my Great Perhaps did not involve cigarettes. John Green

Happiness comes in small doses folks. It’s a cigarette butt, or a chocolate chip cookie or a five second orgasm. You come, you smoke the butt you eat the cookie you go to sleep wake up and go back to fucking work the next morning, THAT’S IT! End of fucking list! Denis Leary

I will say a lot of dancers do such beautiful things for their body and then they smoke a cigarette. I’ve never been a smoker, but I realized after taking yoga … in ballet you’re not encouraged to do a lot of breathing. I think in a weird way, a lot of dancers find relief in actually breathing. Elizabeth Berkley

I’m an alcoholic, recovering. And I used to smoke cigarettes, and I was a philanderer and I, wouldn’t call myself good. Malachy McCourt

Theta blew out another plume of cigarette smoke. Not interested. Love’s messy, kiddo. Let those other girls get moonyeyed and goofy. Me? I got plans. Libba Bray

I smoke a cigarette, and pretend I’m normal. And I wish I was dead. Neil Gaiman

He had a face right out of film noir, a face meant to be shot in black and white, parallel shadows of venetian blinds slashing across it, a plume of cigarette smoke spiraling beside it. Khaled Hosseini

They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed. Bill Maher

Life is like a lit cigarette. The past is ashes, the present is burning, and the future is up in smoke. Fast as a breath; inhale exhale. Anthony Liccione

When you’re born in fire, smoke will never do. Leonard Ravenhill

A cup of coffee, a cigarette, the penetrating aroma of its smoke, myself sitting in a shadowy room with eyes halfclosed…I want no more from life than my dreams and this…It doesn’t seem much? I don’t know. What do I know about what is little and what is a lot? Pessoa, Fernando

Dauna inhaled a deep drag from her happy cigarette. (Yes, her cig was happy. Fuck’n euphoric.) Smoke swirled over her tongue.” Shark Fin Soup Fred Barnett

She put a cigarette in her mouth and lit it, tasting the familiar taste of nicotine, smoke, and impending lung cancer. It felt good. She Mike Omer

Vaporizers are good for your lungs. Cigarette smoke will kill you. I never heard of anybody dying from marijuana smoke. Vaporizers I think are smarter. Willie Nelson

Amazing Smoke Quotes

The unpainted walls of the long rectangular room were soaked with the smell of greasy chicken and warm, headless beer. The brown and pink faces floated above the trails of used cigarette smoke like bodiless carnival balloons. Gloria Naylor

Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it’s the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it. Florence King

I’m an anxious person. What I like best is to smoke cigarettes and listen to music. A perfect day for me is a day with coffee, cigarettes, and music, to quote Jim Jarmusch. Claire Denis

Lung cancer incidence in men increased dramatically in the s as a result of an increase in cigarette smoking during the early twentieth century. In women, a cohort that began to smoke in the s, lung cancer incidence has yet to reach its peak. Siddhartha Mukherjee

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT. Dave Barry

I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul. Bill Hicks

I don’t smoke because I like to do so, but because it makes me pay cigarette taxes, which helps build roads and water supplies. George Singleton

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. William Shakespeare                                  

To be sociable, I puffed on a marijuana cigarette, but I didn’t inhale … I just hate the idea of drawing smoke into my lungs. Tony Abbott

He even let me smoke a cigarette in his office, but he urged me to quit smoking because of the health risks. He even had a pamphlet in his desk that he gave me. I now use it as a bookmark. Stephen Chbosky

Cigarette smoking is clearly identified as the chief, preventable cause of death in our society. C. Everett Koop

I love a massage and a bath. I don’t drink I’ll have a sip, but I’ve never been drunk and I don’t smoke. I envy people who have those releases. They just have a drink or a cigarette, and they feel better. I have to brave it through the whole day on my own. Jennifer Lopez

He takes a draw on a cigarette, blows out a smoky ghost. I reach to catch the phantom in my hands, but it eludes me. I’ve been trying to catch a ghost for as long as I can remember. Brenda Sutton Rose

Go outside occasionally to smoke a cigarette. It’s a good way to make friends, it makes you look cool, and you’re already dead on the inside, anyway. Thought Catalog

To anyone reading this who isn’t already dead, I wish you luck, honestly I do. You just keep swallowing your vitamins. Keep jogging around reservoirs and avoiding second hand cigarette smoke. Cross your fingers! Maybe death won’t happen to you. Chuck Palahniuk

Books were always important. I have to thank my father, he filled my life with books. He didn’t write but he always read. He was a merchant, he filled the store with cigarette smoke and his friends, all talking about books and politics. It was bad for business. He dealt in women’s clothing. Rawi Hage

Racist people, interestingly, are never as polite as smokers. Have you noticed that? Smokers always go, Do you mind if I smoke? Oh, you do? Okay, I’ll go outside and have a cigarette. Eddie Izzard

I used to wash my hands every ten minutes. I couldn’t step out of the house unless I had gloves on. I wouldn’t smoke a cigarette unless I opened the pack myself, and I would never use another cigarette out of that pack if someone else had touched it. Joan Crawford

Y’all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die. John Green

In the olden days, of course, cigarette companies would pay to have their product advertised in movies and to have actors smoke cigarettes.[Ronald Reagan used to do it.] Joe Eszterhas

I smoke cigarettes when I write, which is disgusting, but it really helps me. Christopher Bollen

This kind of directing, I think, is very similar to being a football coach. You prepare your players and place them in the right places, but once the game is on, there’s nothing much you can do you can smoke a cigarette or get nervous, but you can’t do much. Abbas Kiarostami

The officers saluted as she passed and gravely bowed. They walked back across the courtyard and got into their chairs. She saw Waddington light a cigarette. A little smoke lost in the air, that was the life of a man. W. Somerset Maugham

I sipped the coffee and lit a cigarette. I can’t say that I enjoyed the taste of coffee or the feeling of smoke descending into my lungs, I could barely distinguish the two, the point was to do it, it was a routine, and as with all routines, protocol was everything. Karl Ove Knausgard

Some people hate the smell of hospitals. I hate the smell of jails and prisons, all the same: stale cigarette smoke, PineSol, urine, sweat, and dust. Ann Rule

I nearly said something, but then thought better of it. It doesn’t pay to publicly point out the failings of the person providing your paycheck. Donald G. Firesmith

He sat beside the window in the dark, with his eyes closed. Hearing to the sound of the rain. The whisky in his glass burnt his throat, while the smoke of his cigarette filled his lungs and the fire inside his heart consumed his soul slowly. Akshay Vasu

A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless. King James I

A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer. Gro Harlem Brundtland

It was fun watching the cigarette smoke develop into words until he saw what they said. Kealan Patrick Burke

I fish through my desk for a cigarette, stick it in my mouth, and remember as I’m reaching for my lighter that Theodore Finch, ‘s kid, doesn’t smoke. God, I hate him, the cleancut, eager little prick. Jennifer Niven

Then he stretched himself alongside her to smoke a cigarette with all the ceremony of an opium dreamer. Anais Nin

Before something great happens, everything falls apart. Just hold on long enough to get through the smoke screen. Keith Sweat

I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette. Anthony Hopkins

Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score. Earl Weaver

To Sum Up

Hopefully you enjoyed this big list of smoke quotes.

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